Job AUs
General
- ‘Hey bastard this store is already closed oh wait you’re hot never mind please do come in’ AU
- ‘I’m on the verge of tears because of a rude customer and you step in and stand up for me’ AU
- ‘I can feel you silently judging me as you ring up my purchases I swear I’m not using these for their intended purpose’ au
- ‘Why does this cost TEN DOLLARS THIS IS AN OUTRAGE’ AU
Hairdresser AU
- ‘You’re my regular customer and I’m in love with the feel of your hair’ AU
- “Rumor has it that you’re a hairdresser with magic fingers and you can fix any bad hair day so that’s why I’m here’ AU
Gift store AU
- ‘Why the fuck are you choosing that for a gift to your crush’ AU
- ‘You walk in and offer to pay me to wrap your gifts’ AU
Florist AU
- ‘I work as a florist and every day you walk in, buy one flower and give it to me’ AU
- ‘I work part-time in a flower shop and you keep asking me about what this flower means in flower language and I honestly don’t know so you end up giving me a lesson’ AU
Jewellery shop AU
- ‘You walk in and ask for the most expensive piece are you loaded to the gills what the fuck man’ AU
- ‘I’m the employee and this is the first time ever I’ve met you but you buy me a necklace saying the gem compliments my eyes’ AU
Coffee Shop AU
- I write a bad pick up line on your cup every time I’m your barista’ AU
- ‘You’re the customer and you get back at me for all the times I’ve spelt your name wrong by mispronouncing my name in increasingly horrible ways’ AU
- ‘You’re really short and cute and you buy a cup of black coffee every morning but you make weird faces as you sip it and you never finish your drink are you trying to look mature or something’ AU
- ‘Should I be concerned about how much caffeine you’re taking in’ AU
Bakery AU
- ‘Your love of strawberry shortcake really doesn’t match your appearance but i still think that’s really cute’ AU
- ‘Every morning you walk in and inhale deeply then walk back out seriously just buy something already’ AU
Drug Store/Chemist AU
- ‘You embarrassedly place your items into the counter so I call a price check just to make you feel more awkward, but it turns out one of your items were actually overpriced’ AU
Bartender AU
- ‘You’re the bartender and you catch someone slipping something into my drink’ AU
- ‘I ask you to concoct something from all the ingredients on the list i gave you and it ends up tasting so horrible and wrong that i can’t stop laughing’ AU
Teacher AU
- We’re both teachers and at the end of the year we compare how many gifts we’ve received from students and you’ve won for the past three years’ AU
- ‘Romeo and Juliet of the math and english dept. in school’ AU
Writer AU
- I’m a writer and when it gets close to my deadlines I neglect taking care of myself so you’ll pop in my house every so often to make sure I’m doing okay’ AU
Fast food Chain AU
- ‘You just ordered a smile and I look at you like you’re batshit insane before bursting out into laughter’ AU
- ‘You’re an employee and I have a crush on you so when you hand me the soft serve I accidentally grab it by the ice cream instead of the cone’ AU
- ‘We have a free refill policy for soft drink and you’ve prepared several empty bottles what the fuck’ AU
Corner Shop AU
- ‘I see you come in here every day to buy the same drink and one day I leave a message on the bottle’ AU
- ‘You run in looking really panicked and you ask for 6 gallons of milk why’ AU
Restaurant AU
- ‘You’re a famous critique and I’m a server and I get so nervous that I trip and spill the dish all over you’ AU
- ‘You’ve always been a good cook so I encouraged your start your own restaurant and seven years down the track you own one of the most successful businesses’ AU
Idol/Manger AU
- ‘I’m your manager and holy shit you have crazy fans’ AU
- ‘You’re an idol and you got the lead role in a romance drama and you practice at my expense’ AU
- ‘Can you please act appropriately do you know just how many of your fuck ups I’ve had to cover up last week’ AU
Firefighter AU
- ‘You’ve just been saved from a burning building and you’re begging to go back in to save your pet cat’ AU
- “No that’s impossible how the fuck did you manage to get it to catch fire?!” AU
Sex Line Operator AU
- ‘I called you because I was curious and wow you have a very soothing voice can you please sing me to sleep’ AU
- ‘I have a very cute neighbour and very thin walls and one day I call you and err your moans are very synchronised with my neighbour’s’ AU
And Finally:
- You’re a drug lord and I think I’ve just walked into your drug den’ AU
sorry not sorry
